Spaghetti NOW!

Chevy

Inspired by a monster

A long time ago there lived a boy who had everything. Everything, except a name. This made him unhappy.

One day he asked his friend if he could borrow that friend's name. "Sure." said the friend, and for a while the boy was happy with his borrowed name. After that while the friend said "Could I have my name back, please?", but the boy refused.

"I like this name." said the boy. "I'm not giving it back."

"A name is not something you take from someone else, silly." said the friend. "I'd like it back now."

"No!" said the boy, and he ate his friend. Gobble gobble, chomp chomp, munch munch. The friend was no more, and for a while the boy was happy with his stolen name.

Then one day he met a beautiful girl with a beautiful name. It was the kind of name that changed the way people look at someone. "Hello." the boy greeted her.

"Hello." she answered. "Are you here to help me remember what I've forgotten?"

"I can't help you with that; I don't know too many things myself. I'm sorry. May I have your name?" the boy asked her. She told him.

"Carissa. It's a beautiful name." he said. "May I have it?"

"I just gave it to you."

"You don't understand." he told her. She tried to resist, but in the end the boy ate her the same way he ate his friend. Skin, bones and all. Gobble gobble, chomp chomp, munch munch.

The boy now had two names, but he wasn't happy. He met many other people. Fat people, happy people, sad people, people who had problems no one knew how to answer, people who cheated on their spouses, people who beat their spouses, people who had everything and people who had nothing. He met intelligent people, people who thought of others before themselves, and people who had gambled their lives away. He ate them all. He took all their names.

Gobbble gobble, chomp chomp, munch munch.

In the end the boy's name was so long that no one could call him by it. In the end he was just as unhappy as he was without one.

The Story Thus Far

I am going to seriously start writing a good story now. I figure I've wasted enough time. The trouble is that I have no idea where to start. The Adventures of Man-Boy, Half Man, Half Boy? The Adventures of Fishda, Half Fish, Half Isda? How about Batamboy (1/2 Bata, 1/2 Boy)?

Inspiration please!

Pacquiao? Pfft.

Who is the most dangerous boxer in the Philippines?