When it's hard to find just 3 things...
I will justify my continued existence by naming three new things that make me happy everyday.
1. Purefood's Chinese Style Luncheon Meat 100g
How, you ask, could cancer-causing processed meat make anyone happy? Read: 100g. Students of Ma'am Cat, convert! I'll convert for you. 100g of canned meat = Php 10.50. That's right gentle readers, we now have double-budget food. Useful for when you've lost your wallet and ATM and spent your emergency piggy bank, when you're dating three girls at once, or when you need those Savannah Lions. Only one of those conditions apply to me.
2. Sparta!!!
300. Sex and violence, what more do you need? Admittedly I was somewhat disappointed when I went to my classes yesterday and found that not everyone was naked other than a loincloth and a red cape. Moreover, I was expecting everyone to be communicating by means of variations of the word "Sparta!" Yeah, it was that good. Like a Vin Diesel movie but with a plot to go with the coolness.
3. The card of me above. Mwahaha!
1. Purefood's Chinese Style Luncheon Meat 100g
How, you ask, could cancer-causing processed meat make anyone happy? Read: 100g. Students of Ma'am Cat, convert! I'll convert for you. 100g of canned meat = Php 10.50. That's right gentle readers, we now have double-budget food. Useful for when you've lost your wallet and ATM and spent your emergency piggy bank, when you're dating three girls at once, or when you need those Savannah Lions. Only one of those conditions apply to me.
2. Sparta!!!
300. Sex and violence, what more do you need? Admittedly I was somewhat disappointed when I went to my classes yesterday and found that not everyone was naked other than a loincloth and a red cape. Moreover, I was expecting everyone to be communicating by means of variations of the word "Sparta!" Yeah, it was that good. Like a Vin Diesel movie but with a plot to go with the coolness.
3. The card of me above. Mwahaha!
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